My Quest for Beardism

I wish for nothing more in this world than to grow a beard. A magnificent beard. A beard so mighty that all who gaze upon it are instantly induced into a deep covetous coma. And it is for this reason that I find myself in quite the predicament.

You see, the one thing I desire more than anything else in my life, is being taken from me. Every few days I am forced to shave the beautiful sproutlings of facial hair that appear on my cheeks in order to 'maintain my appearance'. It is important to note that I do not write this in spite of the rules and regulations that have been set at my school. In fact, I applaud them. If everyone were allowed to grow a beard, I think you would be likely to see an outbreak of violence owing to some jealous spats between newly formed gangs of opposite facial encumbrances. Besides from this, I know that although a well-kept beard shows class and courage, an unkempt one exudes ignorance and a careless attitude that would not hold well under public scrutiny.

This said, I begin to recall a quote from a 'Donald Duck' book that I once read, back in my teddy bear days, that has stayed with me my whole life since. It went something like; "Good food takes time to prepare." Okay, so... One, I still occasionally sleep with a teddy. And two, this quote doesn't really have anything to do with growing a beard, right? But if one was to adapt this quote to fit my circumstances, one could tweak it to something along the lines of "Good things are worth waiting for".

The same quote could also be used to explain why McDonalds burgers are produced so swiftly, but that is the topic for another post.

Anyhoo... After understanding this quote I was able to come to grips with my situation. This does not mean that I will just forget about my facial hair completely until I am out of school. Instead, I shall ready my cheeks and practice good shaving techniques, so that when the time comes for my beard to be set free from the oppressive chains that are schooling regulations, my hair shall blossom vigorously and I will be able to set off at an uncompromising pace, on my Quest for Beardism.

 

Why Lance Armstrong is Still a Hero

The world stood in shock as after nearly two decades of outright denial, cycling legend Lance Armstrong admitted to doping his way to wealth and glory. His confession has sent waves of hatred and disappointment, and tarnished his reputation as a champion sportsman, the world over. Worse than the fact that he cheated is not only how stubbornly he denied allegations, but how he ridiculed and sued his accusers all in an attempt to protect his lies. Yet as deceptive and immoral a man as he is, I will forever see him as a hero.

In the early stages of his cycling career, Lance was diagnosed with testicular cancer, but against all odds of survival, he beat back the cancer, albeit at the loss of one of his testes, and made his return to professional cycling. To win the Tour de France, the biggest cycling competition in the world, requires a huge amount of courage, determination, and willpower. That he was able to win it not once, not twice, but seven times in a row seemed too good to be true at the time, and indeed it turned out to be just that. But Lance’s success story taught me that even when the odds are stacked against you, if you are determined and never give in, you can achieve anything, and no drugs can provide you with those traits. The fact that I have twice the number of testicles as this man only makes his feats more remarkable.

Not wanting anybody else to suffer as he did, Lance then went on to form the Livestrong Foundation which, since its establishment, has raised hundreds of millions of dollars for cancer research. Cancer sufferers all over the world looked to him as their role model, and his story served as an inspiration for them to plough on through their difficulties. He has had a positive influence on millions of lives and nothing can take that away from him.

Now that he has been exposed for cheating, and stripped of his Tour de France titles and his Olympic Gold medal, he is seen as a disgrace to the sport that he holds so dear to his heart.

But what if he hadn't taken any performance-enhancing substances, and not achieved all that he did? Would I have even taken an interest in cycling? Would the Livestrong Foundation have had the same impact that it has had? Part of its immense popularity was Armstrong’s celebrity status, and had he not been as famous and revered as he was, I don’t think Livestrong would have picked up even half the support that it acquired over the years.

So in a way, Lance Armstrong can be seen as the cancerous Robin Hood of the modern era, stealing from the rich, and assisting those suffering from the incurable disease that is cancer. In the end it comes down to what matters more. Yes, Lance cheated his way to millions. Yes, he has brought utter disgrace to the sport of cycling. Yes, he was a narcissistic bully who would do anything to achieve what he wanted to achieve.

But one thing that cannot be disputed is that this courageous man has done more good in his life so far than many people could even dream of doing in a hundred lifetimes. 

And to me, this makes his doping scandal pale in significance.